Attention fat conservatives: buffets are socialism

a buffetNo, I don’t mean Warren Buffett, I’m talking about those all-you-can-eat affairs at restaurants. You contribute your money to a pool, and that pool allows the establishment to offer a tremendous quantity and variety of food. You may not be eating the spinach or bean salad, but some of your money is funding those foods for others, and in the meantime you get to load your plate with sausages, cheese steaks, and french…er…”freedom” fries. If you really are against the concept of socialism, you will stop using buffets! Oh, also, make sure you never use services from the police department, fire department, postal service, and ensure that you never fall under the protection of the armed forces. Socialism sucks!

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